r/canadaguns 6d ago

Shitpost / Memes Convincing the boss

I know there’s a lot of guys on here who say “Buy once/cry once or who buy it and sneak it into the safe but let she realistic…

How do you convince the wife, between mortgage, bills, renovations, etc. etc. to not lose her absolute mind when you want to drop $1000+ on a new firearm?

I’m trying to have a happy marriage here folks. Give me your tips/strategies

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u/No-Night-48 6d ago

For the low price of $9.99 I'll write you a receipt for the $300.00 purchase of that beautiful rifle you bought off of me because I'm desperate to pay my lawyer bills during my divorce 😉

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u/AHangryBeaver 6d ago

Not getting divorced from buying too many guns I hope

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u/No-Night-48 6d ago

She made me pick her or the guns...