r/canadaguns 6d ago

Shitpost / Memes Convincing the boss

I know there’s a lot of guys on here who say “Buy once/cry once or who buy it and sneak it into the safe but let she realistic…

How do you convince the wife, between mortgage, bills, renovations, etc. etc. to not lose her absolute mind when you want to drop $1000+ on a new firearm?

I’m trying to have a happy marriage here folks. Give me your tips/strategies

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u/Debilitationate 6d ago

Withdraw the 1k, double it on a hand of bj at the casino, deposit 1k back into the account (as if it never left), and use the rest to purchase a new gun.

**this is a joke. Gamble only with money you can afford to lose.