Air Canada took away my bullet keychain...

[u/ablemount]

Security guy said it looked like a replica bullet. It literally was a rifle slug with a hole drilled sideways through it and a key ring on it.

Woke crap. No wonder they're all scared. They don't know anything about bullets...

[u/Snakedocii]

Sorry, how is this woke?

[u/VanillaHighlights → u/Snakedocii]

Dude brings a "replica bullet" on a plane and blames CATSA for his own stupid decision.

SMH 

[u/SneakerReviewZ → u/VanillaHighlights]

lol it’s a piece of metal, they should do their due diligence and give it back. No need for that.

[u/cernegiant → u/VanillaHighlights]

OP is stretching the word replica here almost as much as they stretched the word woke.

[u/general_bonesteel → u/Snakedocii]

Easy, as explained in this helpful book.

[u/son_of_ghandicap → u/general_bonesteel]

I had this in my clipboard about to post it, you beat me to it. 🤣

[u/general_bonesteel → u/son_of_ghandicap]

[u/son_of_ghandicap → u/general_bonesteel]

[u/son_of_ghandicap → u/Snakedocii]

at this point being angry at woke is more tired and played out than woke itself

[u/cernegiant → u/[deleted]]

You mean like OP thinking that Air Canada runs airport security? Is OP thus woke?