r/canadaguns Jul 24 '26

Shitpost / Memes Did anyone else get one of these messages? I was going to screw with him but his account got banned suddenly... Can't imagine why...

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u/JurboVolvo Jul 24 '26

I wouldn’t even joke around with these fuck wits. Whether it’s real or not maybe a fed who cares not worth the risk.

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u/soundssarcastic bc Jul 25 '26

Like, even OPs picture looks like fuel for the anti-guns. "Whoa look how easily the gun community is willing to break the law!" Huge mistake to even joke IMO

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u/gunpowdergin69 Jul 24 '26

If I am buying and selling illegal things, reddit is always my first choice.

/sarcasm

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u/DimensionSuch8188 Jul 24 '26

I don't know how old you are but Reddit in the past was much more open

5

u/gunpowdergin69 Jul 24 '26

I've been here all summer ;)

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u/_Armpit AlmostProhibited.ca Jul 24 '26

least obvious fed

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u/ourstupidearth Jul 24 '26

Hey fellow crime doers. Do you want to talk about crimes? You can trust me, I do crimes too. Let us incriminate ourselves together.

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u/MidwinterBlue Jul 24 '26

I hate to say this but you sorta went ahead and incriminated yourself.

18

u/ourstupidearth Jul 24 '26

Are you telling me you want to buy some of my many many illegal guns that I have obtained illegally and I'm planning to sell illegally?

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u/Plasma_48 Jul 24 '26

Yes please, do you perhaps have a Butt-Master (FRN 109457)?

3

u/MidwinterBlue Jul 25 '26

No my brother; responding “sure, what are you looking for” doesn’t exactly radiate irony, sarcasm, or lack of interest in facilitating a criminal act. But you do you.

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u/ourstupidearth Jul 25 '26

I'm not being sarcastic. I am offering to sell illegal pistols to anyone that has money. No questions asked.

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u/Z0FF Jul 24 '26

Woah, 7 upvotes…. it’s great to see that Canadians understand sarcasm without the /s!

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u/DEADxDAWN Jul 25 '26

I would like to purchase 5 crimes please!

16

u/mechant_papa Jul 24 '26

Do I hear the sound of horseshoes in the distance?

14

u/TopLemon3678 Jul 24 '26

Probably just coconuts

2

u/Jericho_Markov Jul 25 '26

Delivered by swallows

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u/TopLemon3678 Jul 25 '26

It would have to be an African swallow.

3

u/Jericho_Markov Jul 25 '26

Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

3

u/mechant_papa Jul 25 '26

Not European?

3

u/Relevant_Diver_3228 Jul 24 '26

I was wondering if you had any illegal firearms that are no longer able to be purchased 

/s for anyone who needs it

Also I love your website it is great

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u/_Armpit AlmostProhibited.ca Jul 24 '26

Thanks for the praise, I love you too

1

u/Status_Ticket5044 Jul 25 '26

Be sure to buy The Pit a coffee if you've saved a couple of hours looking for stuff. We we were all a little lost when arsenalforce went off the air, right?

1

u/84camaroguy Jul 25 '26

They send in a couple obvious feds so the less obvious one slips past. That doesn’t work either so they just let stuff get through the border and blame us anyways.

38

u/i-have-skill-issue Jul 24 '26

I am not a fed i swear.

I lost all my assault style firearms in a boat mistake. See? you can trust me im one of you!

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u/DoctorBlazes Jul 24 '26

Considering how many feds lose guns, I don't know if I believe you...

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u/Plasma_48 Jul 24 '26

Hey, they don’t lose that many guns… sometimes they lose grenade launchers too!

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u/Blackwalls69 Jul 24 '26

This is a poly con artist who is going to screen shot that converstion and say "seeeeeee they are all criminals"

22

u/kylethesnail Jul 24 '26

Not today Natalie Provost not today.

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u/GreenCactus223 Jul 24 '26

Why block his user name?

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u/Cre_AK47 Name Prohibited by OIC Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Like posting links to stores/gun stuff, Reddit admins (not us mods), can interpret that as "doxxing" which can get your account banned, and with all the Reddit AI making incorrect determinations; I don't blame OP for redacting the name of the account.

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u/No-Path-8787 Jul 24 '26

“Hi Sir”
100% RCMP lol

40

u/kylethesnail Jul 24 '26

Can’t believe RCMP has even outsourced their crime baiting operations to a certain country whose name I’m not allowed to mention

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/scottsuplol Jul 24 '26

Most likely an RCMP fishing contract to a call centre overseas. Nowadays they contract out everything 🤣

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u/airchinapilot Jul 24 '26

Automated Reddit admin may have swept this up either for this or for other comments/messages that user sent.

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u/RydNightwish Jul 24 '26

Or they didnt and thats why a few of us have gotten em from this same person at different times.

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u/Armedfist Jul 24 '26

Horse cops are desperate. Maybe they should do their job on catching real criminals around the street corner instead

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u/SecureNarwhal Jul 24 '26

inb4 we see this screenshot on Journal de Montréal

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u/4r4nd0mninj4 Jul 24 '26

"Look how easy it was to find a legal gun owner willing to sell us guns!!" 😩

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u/Cock_ball_dickin Jul 24 '26

I always tell them to go to Jane and Finch in Toronto with a big potato sack full of money with a dollar sign on the side. Bonus points if you wear a sign on your chest reading “LOOKING FOR A GUN, NEW TO THE HOBBY, I HAVE CASH!!!!” The locals will help you out, very friendly crowd! Good luck!

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u/ActCompetitive1171 Jul 24 '26

Report the fed to the police. Will be funny when they have to chase themselves.

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u/SpectreBallistics Spectre Ballistics International (Verified) Jul 24 '26

Send him to one of the many scam websites.

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u/833psz Jul 24 '26

Seven years ago I was selling some 3D printed gun parts on CGN (purely aesthetic, nothing functional). I sold maybe a few hundred over the course of 6 months.

I had (completely unrelated) started a small business around that time. One day I got a voicemail on my business line asking for me by name to call someone back about having a shotgun barrel “cut down”. I called back and asked where they got my name and number and they Said “a friend of yours“ lol. I said I don’t do that type of work and “good luck on your fishing trip, I hope you find a bad guy” and hung up.

I never gave my business number to anyone on CGN so they must have ordered a rail cover or whatever and reversed the address I mailed from.

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u/throwaway1010202020 Jul 24 '26

Everyone saying it's the cops is wrong, that's 100% an east Indian. I'm not being racist, its the use of "actually" that gives it away.

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u/madbuilder Jul 25 '26

Uh... have you seen their latest round of recruits?

5

u/Ace_And_Jocelyn1999 Jul 24 '26

Los federales.

2

u/madbuilder Jul 25 '26

If you're the police, where are your badges?

2

u/Ace_And_Jocelyn1999 Jul 25 '26

Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no stinkin badges!

4

u/julienjj Jul 24 '26

Can’t be that hard. I think they caught some 15years old with guns a few weeks ago.

Those guys have glocks yet can’t drive a car yet😂

4

u/SpinachStunning5547 Jul 24 '26

Hi, I would like to purchase 1 drug please!

3

u/Acceptable_Visit_115 Jul 24 '26

Tell him to call 1-800-731-4000 for more info!

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u/under_hunter82376 Jul 24 '26

illegal ? fuck no . I wouldn't even answer .

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u/Lumindan Jul 24 '26

That's horse cop energy right there

2

u/AFireinthebelly Jul 24 '26

Don’t respond to that shit.

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u/Whispersfine Jul 24 '26

Horse popo

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u/RydNightwish Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

This is the jackass I tried to tell the mods about.

They werent interested. Not even enough to at least ask for the account name and ban from the sub. Literally, thier one purpose in life.

Having been warned by reddit when I reported CSAM material, I figured I didnt need another for reporting yet more criminals. Thought maybe a mod reporting this account would spur some action.

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u/Cre_AK47 Name Prohibited by OIC Jul 24 '26

Hey.

You did modmail us informing us that there was an unnamed user DM'ing other users. We told you to report it to site admins, with a link provided to make your report. Banning them from our sub DOES NOT:

  • Stop them from DM'ing others.
  • Stop them using r/canadaguns to find people to DM.

So banning them from our sub would have amounted to symbolic virtue signalling... Did you end up filing a report since you had all the details?

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u/RydNightwish Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

I did. But doesn't get around the point that you lot were made aware there was a guy trolling the sub you moderate and its members looking to facilitate illegal weapon sales.

And chose to shrug your shoulders and go "meh not our problem". Didn't even dare ask for just a name to humor the notion of caring.  Had I not reported it, theres no guarantee anybody would have and the account would still be live. Especially with how Reddit actively discourages any kind of basic user report via ignoring or handing warnings. Thought one from a moderator might stand a better chance if actually being looked at. 

You can hide behind don't wanna "virtue signal" all you want but that doesnt deny the fact you've shown, as mods, you are okay with this stuff happening on your sub.

Apathy and Mod badges. Two peas in a pod.

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u/Cre_AK47 Name Prohibited by OIC Jul 24 '26

We literally have NO CONTROL over private DMs. If they had commented publicly, our filters would have caught it, and we would have banned them on the spot, but as mentioned, that would still not have any effect to prevent them scouting our sub and continuing DM'ing everyone while banned from the sub.

The correct approach was to literally have you and everyone else, who received the DM, report the conversation (which goes to Reddit Admins) and let Reddit Admins step in, and they did just that... We don't have time to beat around the bush. We provided the direct solution, you didn't like us not putting on an act that would have been absolutely a waste of time, and that's fine to feel however you like about that, but the truth of the matter was this was quite literally out of jurisdiction because this was done through DMs, so only Reddit admins could take meaningful action on the account.

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u/AdeptArt Jul 24 '26

He is not trolling the sub we moderate because he is not participating in it. Participating means posting and commenting, neither of which we have seen happen. DM's are between two reddit accounts completely outside of r/canadaguns and our ability to moderate.

We're not saying "we don't care" but rather "we can't action this". We told you exactly what you needed to do as a responsible member of the community to report this behavior through the proper channels. Do you recognize that because we don't have access to direct messages, even if you provided a name, we have no way to tell whether you are telling the truth or not, or if any of these are edited. Only site admins can do this.

We have clearly shown we care about this behavior by providing you the proper channels to report it.

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u/boozefiend3000 Jul 24 '26

Lmao Jesus 

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u/Lashiech Jul 24 '26

Lol, how far did you lead them on?

1

u/DoYouGetSarcasm Jul 24 '26

I believe the correct reply is:

Hey Natalie, have considered copulating with a horse again?

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u/Thelynxer Jul 24 '26

Just tell them to wander downtown in their city yelling out "I'm looking to buy a gun illegally!". They deserve what comes to them after that.

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u/skunkdad2011 Jul 24 '26

I got a message from somebody a few months ago offering to pay triple the value for a gun, any gun, under the table.
I reported it to a mod here, and the profile disappeared shortly thereafter.

https://www.reddit.com/r/canadaguns/s/Uw1ZSm5TrL

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u/Sea_Photograph4211 Jul 24 '26

Nice try fedboi

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u/EngorgedGorilla Jul 24 '26

Why would you respond to that?

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u/AdeptArt Jul 24 '26

scambaiting is good imo. Wastes their time.

1

u/BowFella Jul 24 '26

Either a fed or a ... You know

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u/NorthernArbiter Jul 25 '26

The next best thing to owning a handgun is having a buddy who has several. Your buddy could lend you his handgun by setting up a long term ATT so it is recognized as being safely stored and in the possession of you. You might even convince your buddy to sell you the gun, although it could never be officially registered in your name.

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u/tyler111762 Resident Certified Millennial Punk Jul 25 '26

back when 3D printing your own guns was still legal i was posting about it semi frequently and got one or two of these sorts of messages.

when the law changed though? dude i got SWARMED on discord and reddit from "totally not feds/jurnos" asking about tips for printing glock frames, where to buy slides and barrels, ect.

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u/RecipeAlternative854 Jul 25 '26

"HEY FELLOW GUN USER, DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN BUY A GUN. ILLEGALLY?!" - RCMP surveillance van 5

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u/BCURANIUM Jul 26 '26

Baiting for anti-gun lobby and anyone to exploits us gun owners. The anti-gun lobby thinks we are all degenerates.

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