r/canadaguns 1d ago

Shitpost / Memes Did anyone else get one of these messages? I was going to screw with him but his account got banned suddenly... Can't imagine why...

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u/JurboVolvo 1d ago

I wouldn’t even joke around with these fuck wits. Whether it’s real or not maybe a fed who cares not worth the risk.

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u/soundssarcastic bc 8h ago

Like, even OPs picture looks like fuel for the anti-guns. "Whoa look how easily the gun community is willing to break the law!" Huge mistake to even joke IMO

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u/gunpowdergin69 1d ago

If I am buying and selling illegal things, reddit is always my first choice.

/sarcasm

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u/DimensionSuch8188 1d ago

I don't know how old you are but Reddit in the past was much more open

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u/gunpowdergin69 1d ago

I've been here all summer ;)

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u/_Armpit AlmostProhibited.ca 1d ago

least obvious fed

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u/ourstupidearth 1d ago

Hey fellow crime doers. Do you want to talk about crimes? You can trust me, I do crimes too. Let us incriminate ourselves together.

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u/MidwinterBlue 1d ago

I hate to say this but you sorta went ahead and incriminated yourself.

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u/ourstupidearth 1d ago

Are you telling me you want to buy some of my many many illegal guns that I have obtained illegally and I'm planning to sell illegally?

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u/Plasma_48 1d ago

Yes please, do you perhaps have a Butt-Master (FRN 109457)?

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u/Z0FF 1d ago

Woah, 7 upvotes…. it’s great to see that Canadians understand sarcasm without the /s!

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u/MidwinterBlue 1d ago

No my brother; responding “sure, what are you looking for” doesn’t exactly radiate irony, sarcasm, or lack of interest in facilitating a criminal act. But you do you.

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u/ourstupidearth 1d ago

I'm not being sarcastic. I am offering to sell illegal pistols to anyone that has money. No questions asked.

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u/DEADxDAWN 22h ago

I would like to purchase 5 crimes please!

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u/mechant_papa 1d ago

Do I hear the sound of horseshoes in the distance?

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u/TopLemon3678 1d ago

Probably just coconuts

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u/Jericho_Markov 20h ago

Delivered by swallows

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u/TopLemon3678 14h ago

It would have to be an African swallow.

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u/Jericho_Markov 8h ago

Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

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u/mechant_papa 8h ago

Not European?

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u/Relevant_Diver_3228 1d ago

I was wondering if you had any illegal firearms that are no longer able to be purchased 

/s for anyone who needs it

Also I love your website it is great

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u/_Armpit AlmostProhibited.ca 1d ago

Thanks for the praise, I love you too

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u/Status_Ticket5044 8h ago

Be sure to buy The Pit a coffee if you've saved a couple of hours looking for stuff. We we were all a little lost when arsenalforce went off the air, right?

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u/84camaroguy 3h ago

They send in a couple obvious feds so the less obvious one slips past. That doesn’t work either so they just let stuff get through the border and blame us anyways.

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u/i-have-skill-issue 1d ago

I am not a fed i swear.

I lost all my assault style firearms in a boat mistake. See? you can trust me im one of you!

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u/DoctorBlazes 1d ago

Considering how many feds lose guns, I don't know if I believe you...

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u/Plasma_48 1d ago

Hey, they don’t lose that many guns… sometimes they lose grenade launchers too!

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u/Blackwalls69 1d ago

This is a poly con artist who is going to screen shot that converstion and say "seeeeeee they are all criminals"

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u/kylethesnail 1d ago

Not today Natalie Provost not today.

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u/GreenCactus223 1d ago

Why block his user name?

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u/Cre_AK47 Name Prohibited by OIC 1d ago edited 1d ago

Like posting links to stores/gun stuff, Reddit admins (not us mods), can interpret that as "doxxing" which can get your account banned, and with all the Reddit AI making incorrect determinations; I don't blame OP for redacting the name of the account.

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u/No-Path-8787 1d ago

“Hi Sir”
100% RCMP lol

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u/kylethesnail 1d ago

Can’t believe RCMP has even outsourced their crime baiting operations to a certain country whose name I’m not allowed to mention

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u/canadaguns-ModTeam 1d ago

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u/scottsuplol 1d ago

Most likely an RCMP fishing contract to a call centre overseas. Nowadays they contract out everything 🤣

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u/airchinapilot 1d ago

Automated Reddit admin may have swept this up either for this or for other comments/messages that user sent.

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u/RydNightwish 1d ago

Or they didnt and thats why a few of us have gotten em from this same person at different times.

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u/Armedfist 1d ago

Horse cops are desperate. Maybe they should do their job on catching real criminals around the street corner instead

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u/SecureNarwhal 1d ago

inb4 we see this screenshot on Journal de Montréal

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u/4r4nd0mninj4 1d ago

"Look how easy it was to find a legal gun owner willing to sell us guns!!" 😩

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u/Cock_ball_dickin 1d ago

I always tell them to go to Jane and Finch in Toronto with a big potato sack full of money with a dollar sign on the side. Bonus points if you wear a sign on your chest reading “LOOKING FOR A GUN, NEW TO THE HOBBY, I HAVE CASH!!!!” The locals will help you out, very friendly crowd! Good luck!

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u/ActCompetitive1171 1d ago

Report the fed to the police. Will be funny when they have to chase themselves.

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u/SpectreBallistics Spectre Ballistics International (Verified) 1d ago

Send him to one of the many scam websites.

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u/833psz 1d ago

Seven years ago I was selling some 3D printed gun parts on CGN (purely aesthetic, nothing functional). I sold maybe a few hundred over the course of 6 months.

I had (completely unrelated) started a small business around that time. One day I got a voicemail on my business line asking for me by name to call someone back about having a shotgun barrel “cut down”. I called back and asked where they got my name and number and they Said “a friend of yours“ lol. I said I don’t do that type of work and “good luck on your fishing trip, I hope you find a bad guy” and hung up.

I never gave my business number to anyone on CGN so they must have ordered a rail cover or whatever and reversed the address I mailed from.

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u/throwaway1010202020 1d ago

Everyone saying it's the cops is wrong, that's 100% an east Indian. I'm not being racist, its the use of "actually" that gives it away.

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u/madbuilder 22h ago

Uh... have you seen their latest round of recruits?

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u/Ace_And_Jocelyn1999 1d ago

Los federales.

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u/madbuilder 22h ago

If you're the police, where are your badges?

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u/Ace_And_Jocelyn1999 20h ago

Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no stinkin badges!

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u/julienjj 1d ago

Can’t be that hard. I think they caught some 15years old with guns a few weeks ago.

Those guys have glocks yet can’t drive a car yet😂

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u/SpinachStunning5547 1d ago

Hi, I would like to purchase 1 drug please!

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u/Acceptable_Visit_115 1d ago

Tell him to call 1-800-731-4000 for more info!

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u/under_hunter82376 1d ago

illegal ? fuck no . I wouldn't even answer .

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u/Lumindan 1d ago

That's horse cop energy right there

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u/AFireinthebelly 1d ago

Don’t respond to that shit.

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u/Whispersfine 1d ago

Horse popo

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u/RydNightwish 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is the jackass I tried to tell the mods about.

They werent interested. Not even enough to at least ask for the account name and ban from the sub. Literally, thier one purpose in life.

Having been warned by reddit when I reported CSAM material, I figured I didnt need another for reporting yet more criminals. Thought maybe a mod reporting this account would spur some action.

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u/Cre_AK47 Name Prohibited by OIC 1d ago

Hey.

You did modmail us informing us that there was an unnamed user DM'ing other users. We told you to report it to site admins, with a link provided to make your report. Banning them from our sub DOES NOT:

  • Stop them from DM'ing others.
  • Stop them using r/canadaguns to find people to DM.

So banning them from our sub would have amounted to symbolic virtue signalling... Did you end up filing a report since you had all the details?

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u/RydNightwish 1d ago edited 1d ago

I did. But doesn't get around the point that you lot were made aware there was a guy trolling the sub you moderate and its members looking to facilitate illegal weapon sales.

And chose to shrug your shoulders and go "meh not our problem". Didn't even dare ask for just a name to humor the notion of caring.  Had I not reported it, theres no guarantee anybody would have and the account would still be live. Especially with how Reddit actively discourages any kind of basic user report via ignoring or handing warnings. Thought one from a moderator might stand a better chance if actually being looked at. 

You can hide behind don't wanna "virtue signal" all you want but that doesnt deny the fact you've shown, as mods, you are okay with this stuff happening on your sub.

Apathy and Mod badges. Two peas in a pod.

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u/Cre_AK47 Name Prohibited by OIC 1d ago

We literally have NO CONTROL over private DMs. If they had commented publicly, our filters would have caught it, and we would have banned them on the spot, but as mentioned, that would still not have any effect to prevent them scouting our sub and continuing DM'ing everyone while banned from the sub.

The correct approach was to literally have you and everyone else, who received the DM, report the conversation (which goes to Reddit Admins) and let Reddit Admins step in, and they did just that... We don't have time to beat around the bush. We provided the direct solution, you didn't like us not putting on an act that would have been absolutely a waste of time, and that's fine to feel however you like about that, but the truth of the matter was this was quite literally out of jurisdiction because this was done through DMs, so only Reddit admins could take meaningful action on the account.

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u/AdeptArt 1d ago

He is not trolling the sub we moderate because he is not participating in it. Participating means posting and commenting, neither of which we have seen happen. DM's are between two reddit accounts completely outside of r/canadaguns and our ability to moderate.

We're not saying "we don't care" but rather "we can't action this". We told you exactly what you needed to do as a responsible member of the community to report this behavior through the proper channels. Do you recognize that because we don't have access to direct messages, even if you provided a name, we have no way to tell whether you are telling the truth or not, or if any of these are edited. Only site admins can do this.

We have clearly shown we care about this behavior by providing you the proper channels to report it.

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u/boozefiend3000 1d ago

Lmao Jesus 

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u/Lashiech 1d ago

Lol, how far did you lead them on?

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u/DoYouGetSarcasm 1d ago

I believe the correct reply is:

Hey Natalie, have considered copulating with a horse again?

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u/Thelynxer 1d ago

Just tell them to wander downtown in their city yelling out "I'm looking to buy a gun illegally!". They deserve what comes to them after that.

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u/skunkdad2011 1d ago

I got a message from somebody a few months ago offering to pay triple the value for a gun, any gun, under the table.
I reported it to a mod here, and the profile disappeared shortly thereafter.

https://www.reddit.com/r/canadaguns/s/Uw1ZSm5TrL

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u/Sea_Photograph4211 1d ago

Nice try fedboi

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u/EngorgedGorilla 1d ago

Why would you respond to that?

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u/AdeptArt 1d ago

scambaiting is good imo. Wastes their time.

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u/BowFella 1d ago

Either a fed or a ... You know

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u/NorthernArbiter 1d ago

The next best thing to owning a handgun is having a buddy who has several. Your buddy could lend you his handgun by setting up a long term ATT so it is recognized as being safely stored and in the possession of you. You might even convince your buddy to sell you the gun, although it could never be officially registered in your name.

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u/tyler111762 Resident Certified Millennial Punk 21h ago

back when 3D printing your own guns was still legal i was posting about it semi frequently and got one or two of these sorts of messages.

when the law changed though? dude i got SWARMED on discord and reddit from "totally not feds/jurnos" asking about tips for printing glock frames, where to buy slides and barrels, ect.

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u/RecipeAlternative854 4h ago

"HEY FELLOW GUN USER, DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN BUY A GUN. ILLEGALLY?!" - RCMP surveillance van 5