HAHAHAHA This is the sloippiest slop I've seen in a long time. "Come to our range in your clown car and leave your car doors open. Come browse our large selection of comically oversized prohibited firearms you can't buy. Our RSOs are the bravest on earth, they will coach you from in front of the firing line while you shoot. Rent one of our guns that stands up by itself, we'll let you stand behind the counter while we talk about it or enjoy a coffee with any of your four arms. 35 and 1/4 state of the art shooting lanes where we let you shoot targets in other people's lanes as our RSOs metamorphasize from the lane seperator and stand directly in front of your ejection port. Want to shoot fully automatic prohibited firearms, no problem we will expose ourselves criminally and let you do that. Some of our RSOs are even TSA agents. We're on a mission to prove that guns are dangerous and will fire themselves without even touching the trigger. But that's okay cause oiur range will have hot girls and a nice cafe too. We;re taking shooting ranges a step further by also having an Italian restaurant where our serves don't know the difference between wine and coffee. Two servers for every guest! Our staff are so talented they can touch type on an upside down keyboard"
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u/Cheap_Responses Mar 31 '26
HAHAHAHA This is the sloippiest slop I've seen in a long time. "Come to our range in your clown car and leave your car doors open. Come browse our large selection of comically oversized prohibited firearms you can't buy. Our RSOs are the bravest on earth, they will coach you from in front of the firing line while you shoot. Rent one of our guns that stands up by itself, we'll let you stand behind the counter while we talk about it or enjoy a coffee with any of your four arms. 35 and 1/4 state of the art shooting lanes where we let you shoot targets in other people's lanes as our RSOs metamorphasize from the lane seperator and stand directly in front of your ejection port. Want to shoot fully automatic prohibited firearms, no problem we will expose ourselves criminally and let you do that. Some of our RSOs are even TSA agents. We're on a mission to prove that guns are dangerous and will fire themselves without even touching the trigger. But that's okay cause oiur range will have hot girls and a nice cafe too. We;re taking shooting ranges a step further by also having an Italian restaurant where our serves don't know the difference between wine and coffee. Two servers for every guest! Our staff are so talented they can touch type on an upside down keyboard"