r/canadaguns • u/rastamasta45 • Mar 04 '26

News / Politics / Activism The program is out of money already !!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

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u/airchinapilot Mar 04 '26

Okay but you have only two more sarcasms left today

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

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u/helijunkie Mar 05 '26

Morgan Freeman voiceover: it was, in fact, not enough.

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u/airchinapilot Mar 05 '26

At $2 per, you need to stretch it out a bit

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u/Cre_AK47 Name Prohibited by OIC Mar 05 '26

Idk bro, might have to raise the prices a bit. Sarcasm is in such short supply nowadays.

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet Mar 05 '26

$2 per sarcasm?!

How much for a sardonic?

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u/adhq Mar 05 '26

Really! I can help! Dunno how to get rid of my abundance...

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u/Styrak Mar 05 '26

After you bend over.

Wait what are we talking about?

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u/julienjj Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

Assault style sarcasm is now prohibited 😆

Buyback coming soon.

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u/Turboswaggg Mar 05 '26

Sarcasm thing that goes up? Straight to jail

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u/kyleh4171 Mar 05 '26

Military style assault sarcasm*

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u/TheOfficialCrutchy Mar 06 '26

These phrases were designed for one purpose and one purpose only: to hurt the feelings of the largest number of people in the shortest amount of time.

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u/brewski_tumble Mar 05 '26

Is that when the sarcasm comes at you semi- automatically

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u/julienjj Mar 05 '26

Full semi-automatic.

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u/Total-Tea6561 Mar 04 '26

What are you, the sarcasm police? /s

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u/sexsaint Mar 05 '26

^ This one right here officer

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u/IntrepidKitchen5322 Mar 05 '26

Dw mod, at least it's not a high-capacity assault sarcasm

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u/Late_Winner6859 Mar 05 '26

Where can I buy additional sarcasms?

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u/airchinapilot Mar 05 '26

they're usually gone by noon. Come back tomorrow

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u/Temporary-Cap4061 Mar 05 '26

Damn your funny /gen

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u/soundssarcastic bc Mar 05 '26

How many do I get?

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u/airchinapilot Mar 05 '26

For someone with your username, blue light special!

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u/soundssarcastic bc Mar 05 '26

Great. Im thrilled.

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u/airchinapilot Mar 05 '26

don't overuse that special now

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u/ADrunkMexican Mar 05 '26

So I guess he can buy 3 prohibs before ban? Lol

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u/SisyphusCoffeeBreak Mar 05 '26

I would like to buy additional sarcasms and enroll in the sarcasm elite plus plan

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u/lonegrey Mar 05 '26

Good mod.

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u/ItchYouCannotReach Mar 05 '26

I'll offer tree fiddy

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u/Blazanar Mar 05 '26

I ain't giving you no gotdang tree fiddy, you Loch Ness Monster you!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

Underrated comment

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u/Current-Speed4096 Mar 05 '26

no, this is Soviet Canada, you're going to Nunavut.

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u/icebalm on Mar 05 '26

I would rather sell it to you for $3 than the government.

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u/SerGT3 Mar 05 '26

Not nearly enough fomo in your offer. Pass.

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u/Acceptable_Visit_115 Mar 05 '26

That's like 2 Costco hotdogs