r/canadaguns • u/marley_hill • 9d ago

Feets / Collection / My build A childhood dream since MW2

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Buying Oakley tactical gloves for peak first person larp.

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u/oldSarriyn 9d ago

ive always wanted a cat too, congrats dude

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u/marley_hill 9d ago

Thank you sir, the government finally unbanned cats so I can own one! Big day for the people.

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u/under_hunter82376 9d ago

wait ... I had one before it was unbanned ... am I gonna have legal trouble ?/j

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u/marley_hill 9d ago

Yeah dude u are screwed mark carney is going to kick down your door and shoot your dog. Unregistered cat is a crime

(ATF joke)

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u/under_hunter82376 9d ago

ah shit , I better go and - ( gets killed )

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u/QuarterFantastic6134 9d ago

He’s got easy access to a nice looking pussy and a SPAS12. Dude’s got it made. 😎

For clarification: no, I’m not above middle school toilet humour.

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u/lagavulinski 9d ago

I'm 56 years old and to you I say, NICE