Thanks for the gift, dad

[u/coniferslav]

Dad surprised me today with this sweet gift for my 30th. Totally unexpected but he's known I've wanted a shockwave for years. Now it means a lot more to me.

Can't wait to hawk some slugs out of this broomstick!

[u/Zinfandel]

Happy Birthday! 🎈🎁🎈

Can your dad please adopt me?

[u/coniferslav → u/Zinfandel]

Thanks! I don't think I can handle another step brother haha

[u/Zinfandel → u/coniferslav]

Good because I'm a sister!