r/canadaguns Aug 15 '26

Shitpost / Memes The girl he told you to not worry about

Me Gusta~A Modern Masterpiece in .577 Nitro Express

Good morning (From west coast) to the glorious Shitposting Saturday!

Go out and shoot!

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u/Aether_rite Aug 15 '26

all it needs now are some purity seals

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u/Sad-Stop-2401 Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

She is a size queen my friend! Almost impossible to find something that will fit and fill her up properly and boy does she like it rough?!

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u/Sad-Stop-2401 Aug 15 '26

You gotta rub her the right way!

22

u/FartKing6T9 Aug 15 '26

I tried googling this shit and my Amex declined my search.

15

u/StairwayHiker Aug 15 '26

I prefer this Krieghoff.

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u/Late_Winner6859 28d ago

I wonder if anyone actually shoots from these

8

u/violent-trashpanda Aug 15 '26

The doom slayers super shotgun comes to mind

6

u/LuckyLuke162 Aug 15 '26

Is it yours? If so, how much would one be?

I have a double rifle I. .30-06, but it's just a plain woods rifle, no fancy schmancy like this one.

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u/TyrannasaurusRecht Aug 15 '26

Anywhere from $5,000-$400,000

5

u/Gibbo1988 Aug 15 '26

Approximately

7

u/Sad-Stop-2401 Aug 15 '26

No, siree!

I am not that rich.

4

u/LuckyLuke162 Aug 15 '26

If you want a cheap one, just for the feeling, look into the Baikal double rifles. They are not super great, but it lets you pretend to be.

4

u/Rogan403 Aug 15 '26

Kentucky Ballistics has taught me I probably would regret shooting a beast like this.

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u/Sad-Stop-2401 Aug 15 '26

Its the ammo that you should look out for.... Especially the old ammo and one you do not know provenance and supply chain of.

5

u/Roofincold Aug 15 '26

What that thing cost ? Do they take kidneys as payment?

2

u/Flat-Dark-Earth Big Bore Specialist Aug 16 '26

Well into 6 figures.

2

u/Dirk_Speedwell Aug 16 '26

Your kidneys aren't worth that much, you would have to go kidney plus cash.

1

u/Roofincold Aug 16 '26

This is how worthless we are in the parts market ???

2

u/ReturnOk7510 Aug 15 '26

Man I'd love to break her in half

6

u/Sad-Stop-2401 Aug 15 '26

Breaking her in half over a velvet sheet is everyone's desire.

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u/Sad-Stop-2401 Aug 15 '26

But you will need right stuff of right calibre and right load for it. I heard she likes it hot (load) and rough (recoil)!

2

u/theservman on Aug 15 '26

My girl doesn't need to worry about this one. She's far too classy for the likes of me. I'm no aristocrat.

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u/Flat-Dark-Earth Big Bore Specialist Aug 16 '26

For anyone that is so inclined, Prophet River has a 577NE in stock. Each trigger pull cost about $100.

2

u/Mysterious-Smell5530 Aug 17 '26

$100 a shot? Is this ammo discontinued? I’m confused

2

u/cakeisalie87 Aug 16 '26

Great taste. Wesley Richards make top tier stuff. Pure art. Their IG page is something.

2

u/Whispersfine Aug 16 '26

How many credit score points do I need to look at it?

2

u/i-Hermit Aug 15 '26

Sorry, but I have better ways to spend how ever much that thing costs.

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u/TyrannasaurusRecht Aug 15 '26

If you even have to consider the cost, of anything at all, this wasn't built for you.

This is billionaire safari hunting shit.

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u/i-Hermit Aug 15 '26

There's a place you can hunt billionaires on safari?

6

u/TyrannasaurusRecht Aug 15 '26

Yes. Trillionaires run it.

2

u/i-Hermit Aug 15 '26

Dang, that's some west world shit right there.

1

u/No_tomatoes1 Aug 15 '26

Incredible wood!

1

u/Ov3rReadKn1ght0wl Aug 15 '26

The gun the Doom Slayer saves for coup de grace on final bosses.

1

u/Acc4Wtf Aug 15 '26

Absolutely gorgeous.

1

u/Finnurland Aug 15 '26

If money isn't an option the only answer is a Boss

1

u/Any-Alternative8228 Aug 15 '26

That's one sexy bytch

1

u/sandyvaginitis Aug 15 '26

Put an eotech on

1

u/OrbitalDrop7 Aug 16 '26

This is outta my tax bracket

1

u/Flat-Dark-Earth Big Bore Specialist Aug 16 '26

For those who are curious. 577 Nitro Express is one of the most powerful cartridges we have available that still (barely) skirts under the 10,000J energy limit.

1

u/under_hunter82376 Aug 16 '26

oh man this looks great

1

u/GhostProtocolGaming Aug 17 '26

Hell I wouldn't blame her if he looked that good

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u/i-Hermit Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

Sorry, but I have better ways to spend how ever much that thing costs.

Edit: down votes? How many people have a primary vehicle that costs less that this? Lol

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u/Flat-Dark-Earth Big Bore Specialist Aug 16 '26

Poor guns need loving too.

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u/i-Hermit Aug 16 '26

I'm not sure this is a poor gun lol