What’s the funniest/stupid accessory you own?

[u/shooptydoop]

I was cleaning out some storage and found my trusty bayonet for my Glock. Thought it was hilarious back in the day and still think it’s funny. What ridiculous things does everyone else own?

[u/War_Hymn]

I wanted a bayonet on my Maverick and I had a spare flashlight holder, so....