r/canadaguns • u/dke783 • May 07 '26

Shooting Have you ever had a bear incident?

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Honest question: have you ever had to fend off an aggressive bear in Canada? (hunting or otherwise) What happened,​ and what worked for your response? ​​

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u/Whispersfine May 07 '26

Yea man. My poop is probably also very lethal if I take a dump from 3000 miles high. 😂

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u/theservman on May 07 '26

3000 miles? It'll burn up in the upper atmosphere and make a pretty flash.

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u/RealTurbulentMoose May 07 '26

"Did you see that bright flash, son? That's theservman, pooping down on us from space."

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u/theservman on May 07 '26

Probably my most positive contribution...