r/canadaguns May 02 '26

Shitpost / Memes What's the legality of mounting a gun on each one of the headlights on this Nio Firefly and then modify every set of them to rotate?

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u/TarkovSundays May 02 '26

The downvotes😂 I like it mate. Gatling gun the fuck outta that baby

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u/IronLover64 May 02 '26

Since the Chinese EVs are coming into Canada, you might as well take the time to figure out which one goes best with your guns.

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u/pr0cyn1c May 05 '26

Norinco EV for a sextuplet of Norinco SKS

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u/Boattailfmj May 07 '26

Ima let everyone else beta test them first

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u/IronLover64 May 07 '26

The Europeans and Australians did. The safety tests look good

https://youtu.be/53Oq2-kIBAY

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u/Boattailfmj May 07 '26

Safety tests are great but if it rots in half in three years or needs a battery out of warranty I dont want it

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u/IronLover64 May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

Hard to say about the body dealing with rust, but battery replacements are very rare and supposedly would outlast the rest of the car. I believe Chinese ev manufacturers even offer 8 year warranties on the battery on domestic cars and my dad also photographed a BYD taxi he rode with 350000km on it with the original battery.

In Australia, the NRMA posted an article about a Tesla's battery replacement, but it was only one story from 2022, which shows how rare it is.

If you ever do need to replace the battery, it would be around $8-35k depending on the model. Again, that's in the rare situation if you do need to replace it and you'd probably be sourcing a salvaged battery from another car for 10-15k

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u/This_Balance9934 May 02 '26

Idk about legality but you can 3d print and build a gattling gun for each headlight

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u/IronLover64 May 02 '26

This is satire if anyone doesn't get it.

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u/soundssarcastic bc May 03 '26

Knowing that you have to write this because reddit takes everything as seriously as cancer and then getting downvoted for it is peak reddit.

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u/IronLover64 May 03 '26

I even put the memes/satire flair on the post. If nobody even bothers reading that, why do we even have a memes/satire flair on this subreddit?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

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u/IronLover64 May 02 '26

If people don't bother reading the post flair, what's the point of having them?

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u/SwordJabbingAction May 05 '26

Did Jonathon Swift put an /s at the end of A Modest Proposal?

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u/SEvan12 May 08 '26

Completely legal. Go for it.