r/canadaguns Mar 30 '26

News / Politics / Activism Im a Active Member of the Rhino Party of Canada and a gun owner! AmA

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Yes! we do exist! ask me anything!

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u/-rifle-is-fine- Mar 30 '26

True story: I voted Rhino one year because I want to see Rhino MPs make a mockery of parliament.

I loved the ideas of increasing education by building taller schools, and putting national debt on Visa!

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u/MoosedMilk Mar 30 '26

Think of the cash back on Mastercard!

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u/-rifle-is-fine- Mar 30 '26

Free lanyards for all Canadians!

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u/Winter-Sympathy5037 Mar 31 '26

This must be how JT got in.

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u/Mil-wookie Mar 31 '26

All it takes is Montreal and Toronto, and you win. We need electoral reform. First past the post is crap. Votes by popular vote is a fairer democracy.

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u/_axeman_ Mar 30 '26

It's their #1 priority!

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u/thehuntinggearguy 3gun, Mapleseed, YouTuber, SlamFire Radio, Revolver-hater Mar 30 '26

Waiting for the inevitable post from the person who's a Lemon Party gun owner.

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u/MoosedMilk Mar 30 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/izza123 Mar 30 '26

That thing looks like it’s been in a dozen RCMP evidence photos

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u/MoosedMilk Mar 30 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Mahatma_Ghandicap Mar 30 '26

Release the Moosemilk files!

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u/newtoabunchofstuff Mar 30 '26

What sort of music does a rhino party to?

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u/MoosedMilk Mar 30 '26

Belive it or not. Music is bigoted to deaf people so we go without

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u/theubu Mar 30 '26

Wait until you hear about this guy called Beethoven!

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u/Mahatma_Ghandicap Mar 30 '26

What are your stances on high powered a-salt guns?

The gun manufacturing lobby insists they are built for sport shooting and hunting. But I've seen some absolute deviants season their mushy peas with them. Can we just ban mushy peas?

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u/MoosedMilk Mar 30 '26

I support it. I motion for you to be the next PM

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u/FD4L Mar 30 '26

I bought one of those in 2019 for $30.

Our firearms market has truly been decimated.

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u/Cock_ball_dickin Mar 30 '26

What is the rhino party’s official stance on gun control? I also understand the campaign promises of moving the rockies to Ontario. How will this affect hunting laws?

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u/lorddarkhelm Mar 30 '26

When are you guys finally gonna make headway on repealing gravity, im tired of being tied down!

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u/viking_canuck Mar 30 '26

What's the Rhino Party?

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u/Triaxses Mar 30 '26

Typically a group of 5 or more Rhinos in a room with their shoes off... wait... I think it was something like that.

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u/MoosedMilk Mar 30 '26

Pineapples on the left. Car keys in the bowl.

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u/viking_canuck Mar 30 '26

So what is it

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u/Triaxses Mar 30 '26

I found a a pretty good video summery explained online, its short and worth a watch if you have the time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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u/beginnerdoge Mar 31 '26

You motherfucker lol......

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u/escv_69420 Mar 31 '26

Ask your mum.

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u/Triaxses Mar 30 '26

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u/MoosedMilk Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

We wont just ban Gravity! But water too. 100% of people who drink water die

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u/Triaxses Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Wonderful, I'm glad to see a good cause moving forward, we should all be backing this.

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u/MoosedMilk Mar 30 '26

Good idea!

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u/Parking_Media Mar 30 '26

Substitute for dihydrogen monoxide. Sounds scary but is actually delicious.

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u/Natural_Comparison21 Mar 30 '26

What does the Rhino party think of cannons?

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u/Dravos82 Mar 30 '26

Are their still plans to repeal the law of gravity and mandate sex, drugs, and rock and roll?

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u/TescoValueSoup Mar 30 '26

What is your favorite of the Rhinocerotidae family? What is your least favorite?

Ceratotherium simum
Dicerorhinus sumatrensis
Rhinoceros unicornis
Diceros bicornis

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u/MoosedMilk Mar 30 '26

I dont speak latin

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u/Interesting_Future74 Mar 31 '26

That rifle looks like it could write a book 🥰

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

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u/MoosedMilk Mar 30 '26

By fact of becoming members of a political party im hit with a isntant -50% debuff to honesty

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u/isapenguin Mar 30 '26

I want to fix that.

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u/MoosedMilk Mar 30 '26

Its perfect the way it is.

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u/isapenguin Mar 30 '26

Goth girl motto

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u/Imaginary-Leading-49 Mar 31 '26

I’m assuming this is a parody of the ‘liberal’ that just got a 10/22 and didn’t want us to demonize them yet they vote for the party causing us all the issues?

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u/MoosedMilk Mar 31 '26

Yes

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u/Imaginary-Leading-49 Mar 31 '26

God that was ridiculous, he even ‘answered’ my question like a liberal with a non-answer…

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u/Smithing_n_Smutting Mar 31 '26

What are the parties policies on firearm owner ship

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u/lee--carvallo Mar 31 '26

Are we still nationalizing Tim Hortons?

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u/Financial-Brother-93 Apr 03 '26

Jesus. Let me refinish that poor gun. I'll have it lookin minty again.

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u/OkBurner777 Mar 30 '26

When will Canada legalize Rhino hunting?

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u/HapGil Mar 30 '26

As the orange idiot to the south wants to change the Republican party animal from the elephant to the noble and glorious rhino what steps are you prepared to take to ensure that proud image of the rhino is protected from becoming a fascist's puppet?

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u/MoosedMilk Mar 31 '26

When we make gravity illegal, all our problems will float away.

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u/Plasma_48 Mar 31 '26

How will you prevent all our solutions from floating away too?