r/canadaguns • u/Due_Reflection4094 • Mar 21 '26

Shitpost / Memes Never forget! What we missed in Canada!

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What a beauty! Alas it is illegal (is it?) to get one in Canada.

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u/FedInformant Mar 21 '26

Fake tits aren't illegal?

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u/Ronin_Black_NJ Mar 21 '26

šŸ¤”

"Yet."

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u/FedInformant Mar 21 '26

Assault style titties

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u/NIBLZ_HAMSTR Mar 21 '26

High capacity, assault style titties.

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u/Ronin_Black_NJ Mar 21 '26

I'd double tap that.

Then I'd need a nap..to reload.

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u/NIBLZ_HAMSTR Mar 21 '26

If it's worth shootin', it's worth shootin' twice. :)

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u/Due_Reflection4094 Mar 21 '26

Double barrelled, fully semi auto and assault-style.

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u/NIBLZ_HAMSTR Mar 21 '26

Designed to give motorboaters as many black eyes as possible in the shortest amount of time.

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u/boomstickjonny Mar 21 '26

Sssssshhhhhh don't give them any ideas.

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u/rastamasta45 Mar 21 '26

Knowing LPC rhetoric and their Prohibitionist mentality I could see femininity and fake tits being illegal one day along with ā€œanything men likeā€

Theyā€™re a fucked up party

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u/SalamiRocketship Mar 21 '26

Not sure why you're getting downvotes when just recently they were talking about restricting masculine fitness influencers

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u/WeightedDips95 Mar 21 '26

"They hated Jesus, because he told the truth."

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u/wishesandhopes Mar 21 '26

People like you give gun owners a bad name

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u/rastamasta45 Mar 21 '26

Iā€™m not going to change what I said because itā€™s simply the truth. Also look what appealing to the LPC got us, more bans. We had to censor ourselves call guns ā€œsporting riflesā€ tone down the self defence talk, push that hunting is the only rhetoric blah blah. What did they do, even more bans and steal our property under threat of 10 years in prison.

Health Canada is launching a study in menā€™s mental health and how much do you want to bet itā€™ll be an entire study of all the things men love that are actually now deemed ā€œnot good for youā€

Wendy Cukier stated in an interview ā€œmen who like guns tend to be sexist and prefer American values such as Andrew Tateā€ she actually said that. So right off the bad, my firearm hobby made me hate women and Iā€™m an American now.

So go ahead buddy, keep appealing to their language (youā€™re going to have to with bill C9) see how theyā€™ll work out for you.

But Iā€™m speaking fact, the LPC hate men, they hate masculinity and everything men love. They will probably hate femininity one day too. Mark my words.

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u/TroutDoors Mar 21 '26

No, thatā€™s not what youā€™re missing. What you missing is the ability to rack a milled AK just for funsies while you sip your morning coffee.

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u/FortyMaximus Mar 21 '26

What about the Valmet and Yugo M80

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u/Due_Reflection4094 Mar 21 '26

Isn't Valmet like crazy expensive?

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u/Cock_ball_dickin Mar 22 '26

A few grand yeah, Iā€™m tryna get one in 7.62x39 rn. Hardest part is finding them to begin with

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u/VelkaFrey Mar 21 '26

The rack in the photo?

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u/TroutDoors Mar 21 '26

The rack in the photo is a win, I grant it. But grabbing the charging handle knob on my Bulgarian or Yugo AK and letting it rip is better.

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u/FortyMaximus Mar 21 '26

Valmet M78, Yugo M80 are still legal. I remember seeing Zatstava M85's and FAL Sporter rifles, Zatstava M70's in the old La Baron catalogs. Pretty sure they prohibited Civilian FAL's and Zatstava's in the early 90's

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u/emeric1414 Mar 22 '26

Since when is the Zastava M80 legal in Canada?

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u/therowdyirishman Mar 21 '26

Ah yes, the silicone destroyer 6000.

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u/BigCyanDinosaur Mar 21 '26

What in the trailer park is this

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u/Ronin_Black_NJ Mar 21 '26

Happy Dew Valley.

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u/PalmTreeVoid Mar 21 '26

Plastic tits and a plastic shotgun. But I guess Iā€™d play with both?

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u/BigCyanDinosaur Mar 21 '26

Also that rifle/shotgun? looks like a pile of crap and extremely low quality.

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u/M4J0R3X Mar 21 '26

How can unc not know origin 12?

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u/BigCyanDinosaur Mar 21 '26

wtf its 3000$ lmfao

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u/FortyMaximus Mar 21 '26

I'd pay $2000 at most but the Origin 12 is in a league of its own. Apparently eats low brass crap underpowered shotshells for breakfast when even the Benelli M4 doesn't always cycle shotshells. I'm a Beretta fan rather go with a 1301 Tactical anyways. Time to hit the books Jr

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u/thecanadiantommy Mar 21 '26

So much plastic everywhere i don't know if i am missing much what model is that?

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u/FortyMaximus Mar 21 '26

Most autoloaders have trouble cycling crap ammo. I saw like 3 different reviews up it literally devouring underpowered shotshells. Think one was the Honest Outlaw can't remember who else. This brick shithouse has been around for years

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u/Due_Reflection4094 Mar 21 '26

Tried finding FRT entry, could not. Whats its status?

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u/R4ID on Mar 21 '26

When that mag is fully loaded it looks Sick AF imo. would of loved to have one but you know. "public saftey" aka the gov trying to prevent me from going into debt from buying too much cool shit.

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u/NIBLZ_HAMSTR Mar 21 '26

More like trying to prevent you from being a threat when they do the thing they know youre going to want to be a threat over.

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u/Hot_Cheesecake_905 Mar 21 '26

Is she Canadian? Says "Legally Armed in America".

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u/Gonky69 Mar 21 '26

Aint that the whack ass shotgun Activision used for the mw2 reboot?

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u/batman42 Mar 21 '26

We have fake boobs in Canada.

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u/Thereal_Stormm006 Mar 22 '26

Fostech Origin shotgun

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u/FortyMaximus Mar 22 '26

Think it's was late 70's when they prohibited the fun switch and also most AK variants from seeing the destruction they did in Nam in the 60's. Just remember the catalogs man they literally had Zatstava's in it. FAL's as well but they were classified under a different name. Still the right arm of the free world.

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u/-SEREDA- Mar 23 '26

Second pic looks like the concept shotgun for a bulldozer for payday 3

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u/IntroductionAny3929 Mar 21 '26

I think the FO-12 is cool