r/canadaguns • u/Spiritual_Rope_6952 • Mar 18 '26

Milsurps / Prohib nice try feds (alibaba) 🤣

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for those confused, its a switch, to turn your glock handgun into a full auto

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u/spicymeatmemes Mar 18 '26

Your algorithm builds your ads, especially for alibaba.

Trust me, mine are quite different

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u/CurlyWurly61 Mar 18 '26

Don't tell me that 🤣 i've seen buttplugs, inflatable Trump balloons, gags, and some device to gape your bootyhole

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u/GabRB26DETT Mar 19 '26

I see we have a similar ads algorithm lmao

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u/Spiritual_Rope_6952 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

i watch a lot of american guntubers, where they are sometimes seen using that kind of stuff so might explain why. i don’t even own handguns, haven’t got my RPAL before 2020 unfortunately, so i’ve never really looked for handgun accessories. even if i did, i wouldn’t permanently stain my digital footprint and potentially end up in jail just to turn my pew pew machine into a BRAAAAP machine lol 😂

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u/ProtoJazz Mar 18 '26

Mine are a mix of electronics components, things like shirts and bags, and the peppered in at random are just a bunch of Chinese hog lengtheners

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u/Nearby_Purchase_8672 Mar 19 '26

Go for the Swedish one, that sort of thing is my bag

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u/Saskatchewan-Man sk Mar 19 '26

I loved your book by the way.

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u/Boattailfmj Mar 18 '26

Sometimes I get ads for private jet rentals. Google has got me all wrong

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u/sl33plessnites Mar 19 '26

I think they often just show you provocative products to catch your intention..I used to see some wild ass Wish ads on Facebook.

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u/dannysmackdown Mar 19 '26

Yup. I get these ads and "solvent traps" too. The solvent traps are just suppressors. Or at least they look just like one, who knows if they actually have baffles or so anything at all.

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u/IronLover64 Mar 18 '26

Alibaba is Chinese, so if anybody is gonna know you're buying a Glock switch, it's gonna be Xi Jinping

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u/Spiritual_Rope_6952 Mar 18 '26

the “chinese” seller just might be a horse cop behind his computer just hoping to catch a dumbass trying to buy one, who knows

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u/IronLover64 Mar 18 '26

Anyway, even if the Alibaba seller doesn't get you arrested, the CBSA will, so it's still a stupid idea to buy one

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u/IronLover64 Mar 18 '26

I you probably need a Chinese ID or residency to sell on Alibaba, but that's my guess.

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u/Accomplished_Wall615 Mar 19 '26

Well, Alibaba sells globally and has customers from all over the world. Their target market in this case probably isn't Canada, which is a country with strict gun regulations. They are likely looking toward selling in regions like Pakistan or parts of Africa some wild shits

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u/Psynapse55 Mar 18 '26

I saw them running an ad...

"Buy three, get a "solvent filter" for free!"

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u/CurlyWurly61 Mar 18 '26

Sorry, I don't speak Baguette

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u/Spiritual_Rope_6952 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

don’t worry i speak frog but i can translate to american for y’all.

basically that’s a glock switch labeled as some inoffensive thingamabob on a popular website that can be accessed by anyone, not even some sketchy dark web website

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u/deliverer_90 Mar 18 '26

😂😂😂

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u/CryptidWorks CryptidWorks Mar 19 '26

My personal favourite is when aliex tries to sell me conspicuously threaded and baffled tubes under the guise of fuel filters.

Yeah, no, bud, you can keep the felony. I know what fuel filter baffles look like, and that ain't it lmao. Shit glows so hard it might as well be framed in neon.

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u/scottsuplol Mar 18 '26

Just looks like some scrap pieces of metal to me. It’s all what you do with it of course

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u/MacintoshEddie Mar 19 '26

Ah, the A on the selector is for Artisanal

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u/Weary-Percentage-448 Apr 28 '26

Yall dnt realize how alibaba works you can decode and find cnc milling company’s video call them an half the time they have switches like I said you can video call and everything I’ve been on the phone with a lot of the cnc company’s in china

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u/smellyNuggettt May 20 '26

hmm tell me more

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u/GlorpY_ Jun 16 '26

did you get any

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/Spiritual_Rope_6952 26d ago

lmaoo i wouldn’t post it on here tho 😂 horse cops have been known to snoop around this sub every once in a while