r/canadaguns • u/PuckOverGlassNFT • Mar 09 '26

Shitpost / Memes Happy Monday

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u/Acceptable_Visit_115 Mar 09 '26

High capacity assault style station wagon with a 30 cu.ft extended trunk space.

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u/spicymeatmemes Mar 09 '26

Thats equal to 0.84 cu.m

Almost a whole orgasm

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u/Psynapse55 Mar 09 '26

It's also equipped with deadly STTGU (Shoulder Thing That Goes Up)*

\Adjustable seatbelt shoulder position height*

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u/Brapika Mar 09 '26

I miss those old boats of cars. No power but still hauls 9 people and as comfortable as the couch at home.

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u/Murray3-Dvideos Mar 10 '26

And 20 mpg on a good day, no thanks.

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u/Eazy-Eid Mar 09 '26

The bottom one is at least 40x deadlier

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u/Turboswaggg Mar 10 '26

Adjustable seats? That's an assault feature

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u/Suspicious_Bath_3734 Mar 09 '26

Im scared ban everything! /s

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u/Opening-Ad8300 Mar 09 '26

Ahhhhhhhh! Don’t scare me like that!

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u/feelingblurple Mar 09 '26

Road torpedos. Should’ve been prohibited decades ago!

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u/Benefit_Waste Mar 09 '26

Assault hammer, working hammer

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u/Schrodinger_cube Mar 09 '26

Saab wagons are basically fighter jets. XD

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u/Icy-Veterinarian8662 Mar 09 '26

This is an excellent analogy lol

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u/Kujayhawk88 Mar 09 '26

Yup, ain’t that a fact

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u/air_flair Mar 10 '26

For "running over the most amount of people in the shortest amount of time"?

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u/fartingrocket Mar 09 '26

Is that a 1990 Peugeot 405 break ?

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u/Status_Ticket5044 Mar 09 '26

God forbid we should enjoy modern ergonomics that's modular and made mostly of plastic but still steel where it matters.

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u/Current-Speed4096 Mar 09 '26

Assaulting a roe deer wouldnt sound right though.

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u/Putrid-Jicama-9838 Mar 10 '26

That "hunting rifle" is fkn amazing and I wants it.

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u/ScanData32 Mar 11 '26

its funny, I do ask some gun owners why they hate the wood... They say they want something that looks intimidating... weird